WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Leonard Hatred 12:53 Thu Jan 12
Songs for PAYET
WE'VE GOT PAYET
HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY
AND EVERY WEEK HE'S ON A HUNDRED GRAND
HE'S GOT SOME FUCKING FRONT
THE LAZY FAT CUNT
GREEDY, OVERWEIGHT AND OVERPAID.


CUNT

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The Joker 7:07 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
Best for me would be a long and thunderous rendition of "Super Slaven Bilic" to show everyone including Payet and the board, that the manager spoke for all of us and that we are 100% behind his actions.

Staffs-Hammer 7:03 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
My old man,
Said "I'm a Payet fan"
I said...
FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS YOU'RE BOTH CUNTS

hammerintheorient 7:02 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
We HAD Payet, Dimitri Payet,
Now you really understand,
He's super Slaven's ex
He way too fat for sex,
We HAD Dimitri Payet

Mad Dog 6:51 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
Paul ince
He's just a fat Paul ince
He's just a fat Paul ince
He's just a fat Paul ince

Eastside surge 6:47 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
WHO ATE ALL THE SNAILS
WHO ATE ALL THE SNAILS
CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY
CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY
YOU ATE ALL THE SNAILS !!!!!!!!!!!


( unless he has a change of heart in which case sincere apologies )

e18 5:20 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck off payet,
Dmitri Payet,
We just don't want you anymore.
You've got some fucking front
You money grabbing cunt
Fuck off dimitri payet !

Forest Gate Ugly 12:13 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
For those in unforgiving mood tomorrow:

"F*** off Payet
Dimitri Payet
I just don't think you understand
You think you are the nuts
We hate your f***ing guts
F*** off Dimitri Payet
Judas, Judas, Judas..."

mashed in maryland 12:09 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
We had Payet
Dimitry Payet
He used to play for West Ham
Now he plays for yids
And he touches kids
Fuck off Dimitry Payet

lincslink 11:20 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
We are West Ham's Claret & Blue army.

Nutsin 7:00 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
My old mate
Said Dimitri Payets great
I said fuck off, bollocks your a cunt.

He's just as bad as the Judas midget
Class on the pitch but a shitcunt off it

Now he won't play for Sulli
Gold, Slav nor Brady
Says he wants to fuck off to Marseille

It was fun while it lasted
We're still West Ham united
And we wouldn't have it any other way!

strong dreams 2:30 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
Goodbye-ee to Payeeet
Wipe the snear Dimi dear, from your eye-ee
Though it's hard to part I know,
You'll be tickled to death to go.
Don't cry, don't sigh,
There's a silver lining in Marseille,
Bon soir old thing,
Cheerio, chin-chin,
Fuck you, toodle-oo, good-bye-ee

Dr Matt 2:04 Fri Jan 13
Re: Songs for PAYET
One man couldn't carry, couldn't carry Payet (CUNT!)
One man and his forklift truck, couldn't carry Payet!

Two men couldn't carry.....

Mike Oxsaw 11:58 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Or, to the tune of the old spurs song "Nice one Cyril":

Fuck Off Payet,
Fuck Off, son.
Fuck Off Payet,
Your time with us is done

lowlife 11:55 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
We could just give the Payet song to another player who deserves it.

Nutsin 11:47 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Your a cunt a cunt
It's plain to see to see
A cunt that's fat and lazy
Dimi- Dimi!

To the tune of Que sera sera.

toadinthehole 11:31 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck off Payet
Fuck off Payet
I just don't think you understand
You don't want to play
We're selling you today
Fuck off Dimitri Payet

tricky trev 10:15 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
take 2

Fuck Off Payet, Fatty Payet,
Just sos you understand
Was a bitch of Slaven,
Now he's not worth having
Fuck off Dimitri Payet

tricky trev 10:14 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
To the same tune,,,

Fuck Off Payet, Fatty Payet,
Just sos you understand
Was a bitch of Slaven,
Now he's worth not having
Fuck off Dimitri Payet

park chan wook 9:39 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Just heard a rumour Newcastle put a bid in for him, so I guess

Frog on the Tyne.

eswing hammer 8:54 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Big fat
Dimi Rat
Big fat
Dimi Rat
Big fat
Dimi Rat
Big fat fuckin Bastard

Ashy 8:38 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
He's Fat
He's Round
Won't play in this shit ground
Fuck Payet
Fuck Payet

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